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Keeping up with the Johnses

Whatever Travolta can do, we can do better!

As soon as I laid my little beady eyes on this beauty, I had to investigate. I immediately remembered an article featuring John Travolta in Architectural Digest magazine a few years ago. 

The magazine features homes once owned by silver screen legends such as Marilyn Monroe, Dean Martin, and Frank Sinatra; as well as today’s cinematic stars like Travolta, Cher, etc. As you may know, the magazine shows beautiful pictures of the interiors of some very wealthy and legendary homes. It reveals the personal strokes of some great designers.

I came across an aero-plane in a Puerto Rican backyard recently. As you will see, Travolta has a similar set up. 

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Travolta has a passion for the aero-plane and brings home his Gulf Stream II. The jet Travolta flies is parked in his yard too. He extended his 7,500 foot runway to reach closer to the front entrance to his Florida home. Haven’t we all done the same?

Well, I cannot fathom being outdone by Travolta and I’m thinking of inviting you all to this Puerto Rican country house by "my new found" friend for an autumn photo shoot (albeit, in PR, there are no changing of the colors—the leaves simply fall off from time to time and yet remain forever green, hot and humid). 

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Yet, all perspiring aside, this plane beckons/inspires one and all toward visions of adventure, intrigue and pre-Castro Cuban extravagance.  

So, I think Travolta and I should work in tandem professionally, as we also seem well-matched in our personal lives (now that I have an acquaintance with a plane... er… what remains of a plane).

Both of us have a love of art, design and every other aspect of what could be called “the living arts." Within the hidden realms of this exotic plane… certainly there remains cobwebbed platinum and crystal aisle lighting simply in need of a brief dusting to spring to life short skirted stewardesses, big cigars in the “smoking section" of the plane and mile high clubs. But prior to drinks and dinner, how about some sport?

Johnny and I will have a boar hunt. How about a boar hunt? Classic shooting attire will be expected. You’ll have to be a crack shot—these ferocious animals are known, in their myopic rage, to attack most anything they don‘t understand. But, alas, boor hunting in Hollywood is still a protected species. Not in PR.

Your jangled nerves will soon be calmed when we return to the PR mystic glide for dinner. A firelight ceremony to honor our departure from boors such as Sean Penn. We’ll have a seamless blend of splendor, simplicity and originality aboard West Indies Air Transport Numero Uno.

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